The claw-sharpening battles that are currently being waged in the cage are impressive.Everyone seems to be in top form.Before we take this energy and turn it outward on someone who deserves it,we need to focus and pull together as a team, so I offer this corporate retreat-type teamwork exercise,to help prepare us to go into battle and settle some of the misplaced rage so that when we go to war,we will fight as a unit.
Go and find a picture of what makes you happy and post it here.Feel free to do so as often and as many times as you like...
Jigaloo... I absolutely love this guy! He is as P.C. as Peter Griffin. He is like a white Flavo Flav... Whether I am reading his posts or raping his sweet ass,I am entertained..
Quote: Jigaloo... I absolutely love this guy! He is as P.C. as Peter Griffin. He is like a white Flavo Flav... Whether I am reading his posts or raping his sweet ass,I am entertained..
Jigaloo can rattle off some hip come-backs. But beware, he has a dark side.
But pretty...she has no way to find out. It's not like anyone can access XPT. You have to be involved with the porn business somehow to be allowed to view this site.
Quote: But pretty...she has no way to find out. It's not like anyone can access XPT. You have to be involved with the porn business somehow to be allowed to view this site.
Gee thanks, because I'm not having enough of a hard time being believed I've never fucked on camera....
lol no you dont! she doesnt even dance lol she like, fixes windshields and trnasmissions n shit shes so not porno at all but very hot and im keeping her to myself i can post a face pic or shes one of my myspace friends shes the redhead named hell is my haven i think shes a gothy girl she looks exactly like cry for dawn if anyone remembers that comic book
Quote: Who is this guy? Is he a hype man for anything with a vagina here?
He's Pretty's pet "man". I'm not sure if he's pre-op or post-op and what the "op" hopes/d to accomplish since I'm not up on which set(s) of chromosomes were included or excluded by the manufacture. But, safe to say it was a botch-job. [whisper]mormon incest, and all that[/whisper]
Every once in a while "he" slips "his" shock collar, gets out of "his" enclosure and leaves an unsanitary kitty litter trail in the threads following Pretty from post to post.
My husband took this photo at a lake near his place in Manchester-- it was really cold but it was beautiful out... I have to admit though I'm glad he's moving out here and I don't have to go to England.
Of course I love my dogs...
And I don't think there is an author out there that makes me laugh more than David Sedaris. He's fucking brilliant.
I see that you support single moms. I mix drinks for them, take pictures of them, film them, and then say nighty night to them as they pass out...next to me. I want to thank you for all your support. It's fat fucks like you that make suitcase pimpin' not only a neccessity, but a fuckin' way of life, baby!
-Keep It Commin'
...I just invented a drink for ya, Tubby. I'm callin' it the Terrible Fatman. It's 1 1/2 oz of vodka, then fill with cream over rocks in a 3oz glass. Guarenteed to make you fat, and it tastes fuckin' terrible! Oh, and I'm Amish, remember? lol
Quote: It's fat fucks like you that make suitcase pimpin' not only a neccessity, but a fuckin' way of life, baby!
I have no idea what you mean. What is it you think I do to these women?
Quote: ...I just invented a drink for ya, Tubby. I'm callin' it the Terrible Fatman. It's 1 1/2 oz of vodka, then fill with cream over rocks in a 3oz glass. Guarenteed to make you fat, and it tastes fuckin' terrible!
Why should a vodka cream drink necessarily taste bad?
There are already a couple of vodka cream liqueurs available on the market. The creator of Bailey's Irish Cream, Tom Jago, has developed a Vanilla Vodka Cream liqueur using cream from Shetland and other Scottish herds.
Peronallly I don't drink vodka anymore. Haven't in years. In fact, I don't drink much at all anymore.
BUT, when I am forced to drink, I enjoy JW Black with water on the side.
So, to have an "authentic" Fatman drink you might want to replace the vodka with protestant whiskey. It's no doubt more expensive, but it should taste even worse than your vodka concoction.
What you do for them is spend your money supporting them, and so I again say thanks. In fact, you are now actually a happy thought Fatman, and so is your "support." As I was mixing those drinks the other night, I made myself a White Russian. However, I didn't stir, toss, or bruise it at all. All the kahlua (the yummy) sank to the bottom of the drink, and all I tasted when I sipped from the top of the glass was vodka and cream. "Milk was a bad choice" lol. It was terrible, IMO. I just graduated Bartending Academy today, top o' the class, so that's my other happy thought.
-Keep It Dirty (that means add two teaspoons of olive juice to your alcoholic beverage)
...I'm not Amish, but Electro seems to think I am so I play along cuz I'm a total sucke...sorry, "hype-man" for a pretty fac...again, sorry, vagina.
Ok, so my assumption is, since your avatar says that you support single moms, that you spend money on strippers, cuz that's pretty much what that avatar means. Pretty is a stripper, among many other things, and one day sooner than I know we will be married with kids. As a generalization, I am thanking you, the strip club customer, for your "$upport", if you do indeed frequent the strip club. Though she won't be a single mom until I divorce her for an 18 year old down the line, your $upport will always be instrumental in the budgeting of ponies, dance classes, and princess treehouse castles that I will have to build no doubt. I've been celebrating my bartender status since about 3pm as hard as I can, so I think it's best if I shut up NOW.
-Keep It Dirty
...and thanks for the congrats. I'm still workin' your drink out, but so far I know it has creme de cacao and creme de banana in it, with a splash of cream, and maybe some coke. Maybe some lime juice?
Quote: Ok, so my assumption is, since your avatar says that you support single moms, that you spend money on strippers,
Sorry, no. I find stripclubs degrading to men. I haven't been to one since Dec 03/Jan 04, I think. Never much cared for them. My best friend was going thru the bitter part of a divorce then, and he would ask me to go with him.
I just find the avatar humorous and offensive. And, it was with my favorite serial killer fan in mind, who, to my knowledge doesn't strip.
btw, I'm not really on the way to an ATM either. That's just the follow up line to the quote in my sig.
Quote: Though she won't be a single mom until I divorce her for an 18 year old down the line
Another stripper no doubt. Why not just find an 18 yo now and then dump her for another 18 yo years down the line, say 2011.
Does it bother you that the money budgeted to your potential daughter's dance classes are going to help in stripping career, or is that the college fund plan? I'd check with a good tax professional before using the funds from her 529. Anyway, will Dirty D's little muffin's "princess treehouse castle" have a stage and a pole or two to practice on??
That's got nothing on some of the shit you're in to. Besides, it's not like I stroke to it. I like to use it to piss off my boyfriend. The Mr. Hands video got him so mad and "offended", it was great.
Pretty's new rack makes me happy. Going to the gym makes me happy. Playing my V-Drums makes me happy. Blowjobs make me happy. Pimpin' makes me happy. Filming makes me happy. Taking pretty-girl pix makes me happy. Pretty's fine cookin' makes me happy. Vegas makes me happy. Going to see Dethklok last Saturday in Denver at the Filmore made me happy. Seeing Pretty in that moshpit in a Dethklok hoodie made me happy. Trucking make me sad in general, but driving the rig makes me happy. I think the happiest thought of 'em all though for me would be Dirty puttin' this shit back together that all y'all's @$$#$ be RAWKED!!!
-Keep It Dirty
...I miss those guys alot. They were my fave band to be in and I want it back damnit! Fuck geography.
Quote: Thank you for ordering from J.M. Productions! Your order has been received and will ship within two business days, pending credit card approval and item availability.
You selected Domestic Ground shipping. Your order should arrive in 8 to 10 business days.
A summary of your order is included for your reference below:
ITEM PRICE ---------------------------------------------------------------------- GF31-DVD - Gag Factor 31 DVD $19.95 PPTFGB10-DVD - Throat Fuck Gang Bang 10 DVD $19.95 SOR2-DVD - Suck Off Races 2 DVD $19.95 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Total: $59.85 Domestic Shipping: $8.00 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Grand Total: $67.85 ----------------------------------------------------------------------
Quote: It'll be here by Friday.I tried the expedited shipping once, it took longer.
Why is it $8? Seems like a lot to me.
I haven't ordered porn online in a few years, so maybe things have changed.
I order hardware quite often.
Like last month I ordered 5 1Tb drives from CompUSA, shipping was free, no sales tax [usually it's $2] and it was here in 3 business days via UPS [ordered Friday evening, here on Wed, usually up to a week].
Quote: Do you ever discuss your love for pornography at these meetings?
You didn't ask me, but ... I've talked about my downloads and posting on here in various groups.
I got in trouble for it once in 2007. The rest of the group was female, and one rather religious. While it stunned most of the women, it very much upset the religious one. Add that to the fact that the woman "moderator" thinks that viewing porn should be a felony.
Quote: Do you ever discuss your love for pornography at these meetings?
Nobody much cares. I showed the GF15 scene with Ashley Blue as a soldier being molested by "Arabs" before a poker game with some guys from my group. In general, we keep details of our sexual, financial, work, etc. lives between friends and sponsors. Some stuff just doesn't really belong in meetings. But, I don't hide it, either. I'm not ashamed, are you?
On the radio yesterday, I hadn't heard it since I was in San Antonio in '77. But it makes me very happy.
...
I'd been away for a while,
But it still brings a smile,
When I think of the way that it goes.
Now I'll sing it to you, So that we all can do,
That old San Antonio Stroll.
Baseball and Football in HD is fucking awesome. I don't really watch NHL of NBA, but I'd imagine that on a wide screen, you can see the actual play develop, instead of just focus on the puck/ball.
Quote: Baseball and Football in HD is fucking awesome. I don't really watch NHL of NBA, but I'd imagine that on a wide screen, you can see the actual play develop, instead of just focus on the puck/ball.
Watching the NBA in HD makes you think there are actually blacks in your living room.
I don't know who is posting as Jigaloo, but I have to say the consistency of the posts and the effort it takes to log-in/log-out to use an alt-id such as this is applauded. And the Avatar works great with the posts.
Your RV is smaller than I expected for a full-time residence. You are either commendably committed to minimizing your material possessions or you spend half a day planning ahead and moving shit so you can open a door and drop a shit outside.
Smoking a Gurkha Grand Age Churchill, watching the Reds beat BDM's team, got to ride a motorcycle today, got the watt meter built, and going to a car show Sunday. Happiness, life is good.
Vicki Chase - done lots of BJ flicks, this is good. Jayme Jaymes - new Kendall Kennedy - new Angelica Raven - lots of big tit movies Aarielle Alexis - been around since '07, may be good. Alexa Cruz - aka Angel Black since '07 Brooklyn Bailey - new, 4 titles, including A2M so nasty whore Missy Mathers - new Amanda Blow - MILF titles, should be good with a name like that Domino Aries - I had a black and white cat named Domino, but no IAFD
The bad part is we are living in the RV for the next 6 days. I pushed in the reclining couch footrest to give him as much room as possible. He seems to do OK, he ate some dog treats and seems content most of the time. Sometimes he still fights it and looks at me like, "Can't you do something to get this off of me?" Problem he has is a torn off toe nail.
Thank you for ordering from J.M. Productions! Your order has been received and will ship within two business days, pending credit card approval and item availability.
You selected Domestic Ground shipping. Your order should arrive in 8 to 10 business days.
A summary of your order is included for your reference below:
We are set up at the Escapees park in Livingston, Texas with satellite TV, Verizon wifi, full hook-ups. Just got back from a forest drive and a short hike. Opened a new big bag of dog biscuits. Pizza tonight. Pot of Peet's Major Dickason's Blend coffee and plenty cigars. The 38 foot Winnebago is a life of luxury. Ohio for Christmas, then back to the Lone Star State and Big Bend.
You ever get laid on these cross country adventures? If I was traveling all over the place and not drinking and doing drugs, then I'd have a BJ Transportation service, driving sluts from trailer park to trailer park. Anything over 500 miles requires gag factoring. You need to get a separate Whore Bowl, so your pooch don't get too disgusted to eat.
From talking with charin he doesn't seem to be that interested in getting laid in the trailer park. Plus fucking women who you have murdered is more than a bit awkward.
Sorry man, I thought you were talking about a 10 year relationship with an ex. The fact that you are just saying, "hey, I had a hooker that looked like her" is straight fucking pathetic.
Also, hooker tales dealing with quantity, over years suck. Rear Admiral's "this one time...." stories are much better.
Sorry man, I thought you were talking about a 10 year relationship with an ex. The fact that you are just saying, "hey, I had a hooker that looked like her" is straight fucking pathetic.
Also, hooker tales dealing with quantity, over years suck. Rear Admiral's "this one time...." stories are much better.
Lets get another one of your stories about wraslin', how about one anecdote on some porn you wank off too, I know you can start another pathetic fanboi lookie picture thread in the cage, lets not forget about your missives on conspiracy theories and then there is little jabs at me...
you're not even amusing....
so what mobile plan are you on... seems like you got one of them pre paid generic android phones with "unlimited" intranets...which you spend lurking through my post on xpt...
Where are the wonderful, engrossing threads that you have come up with?
Wrasslin thread 408 replies, 12088 views.
Hottest Pic of the Day 545 replies, 23031 views.
My Joe Pa and the Penn State Pedo thread was pretty active, when it was topical.
My phone does suck. If Apple doesn't come out with a 4g Iphone this fall, then I am just going to get a Samsung Galaxy, or whatever the equivalent is then.
Once again, what the fuck have you done that is so great, besides shit bombing YouTube clips and bumping old ass threads?
I sold my soul for rock and roll. Unfortunately, all the kids like rap music these days. Now, I'm a 43 year old creepy dude trying to earn a living eating ass. Still, I'm happy. Very happy.
I sold my soul for rock and roll. Unfortunately, all the kids like rap music these days. Now, I'm a 43 year old creepy dude trying to earn a living eating ass.
Yesterday I was walking somewhere and used the lobby of the Park Meridian or whatever it's called in Midtown West as a shortcut. A cold day snuck up on NY after 2 weeks of sunshine and sleeveless t's. And what did I see? AN ENTIRE HOTEL LOBBY FILLED WITH POODLES!!!! That's right. There were oodles of poodles!!!! I love poodles. I nearly shit myself with delight! Apparently some famous dog grooming convention was in town.
^^^She's not unnattractive, but everything about her is too much. Too big a nose, too big teeth and blown up lips, too green eyes and too strong a chin. Somehow it works for her.
I came across her when I was looking up an image of someone making a "blank expression." I couldn't find a good one, so then I Googled "deadpan expression." Then I just said fuck it and looked up Aubrey Plaza.
^^^She's not unnattractive, but everything about her is too much. Too big a nose, too big teeth and blown up lips, too green eyes and too strong a chin. Somehow it works for her.
She's pretty, but seriously needs her nose thinned out and the part between her nostrils picked up. (calumela i think it's called? can't remember. had mine picked up.) It'd make a huge dif.
On most matters Stones, I agree with Keith Richards but had to agree with Mick Jagger after Keith's book came out. Yeah, Keith lived through everything and did some amazing creative things, but imagine what he could have done if not all fucked up all the time? Of course Mick laments the missed money and even greater fame...but Keith might have had another "Exile..." in him were it not for all the drugs.
Yeah, it's pretty amazing that anything was produced from Sticky Fingers to Exile considering how bad his smack habit was, but that's the advantage of being a junkie AND a millionaire I guess.
Not to get off on a "save the children" thing, but I think a part Keith's legacy is the fucked lives of people who saw him and thought there was a certain glamour to being a junkie.
I read an entertaining book a couple of years ago called What Would Keith Richards Do. Apparently Keith has a penchant for very low key charity.
One of the more interesting stories in the book: There was a blind teenaged girl in some part of Canada who was a huge Stones fan and went to every concert when they were playing in her town. Keith found out about her and was always concerned for her welfare -- is she having a good time, did she make it home okay, etc.
A couple of years later, the Stones are back in Canada and Keith gets busted with a decent amount of heroin; enough to send him to prison. The blind girl testifies as a character witness at his trial and the judge so moved by this testimony orders as his punishment to perform a charity concert benefiting the blind instead of prison time.
Not to get off on a "save the children" thing, but I think a part Keith's legacy is the fucked lives of people who saw him and thought there was a certain glamour to being a junkie.
I know what you're saying but the smack mystique prefigured Keith, goes right back to the jazz greats at least, if not Rimbaud and his schtick about 'disordering the senses.'
From what I've read he never seems to have personally played to that romantic notion, he just liked his drugs and drink, it was those around him who bought into that particular line of bullshit, like poor Gram Parsons.
I think Claude's right. Keith did it because he liked it...not to be romantic and he certainly never saw himself as any sort of role model. Quite the opposite.
After posting it, I thought it was kind a bomb throw. You guys are right. Junkie or not, I have the feeling Keef would still be one of the cooler rock stars going.
What happiness is Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Different things to different people That's what happiness is
To the preacher It's a prayer, prayer, prayer To the Beatles It's a "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" To the golfer It's a hole in one To the father It's a brand new son
Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Different things to different people That's what happiness is
To the beatnik It's his beard, beard, beard To the monster Something wierd, wierd, wierd To a night owl It's a good days sleep To the Yankee's It's a four game sweep
Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Different things to different people That's what happiness is
On the desert It's a drink, drink, drink To the show girl It's a mink, mink, mink To the banker Lots and lots of dough To a racer It's a GTO
To a sailor It's the sea, sea, sea To my mother Why, it's me, me, me To the birdies It's the sky above But, to my mind It's the one I love
Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Different things to different people That's what happiness is Happiness is!
That's what happiness is Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Different things to different people That's what happiness is
To the Figgster It's tits, tits, tits To Gia Jordan It's glitz, glitz, glitz To the Gunker It's his new girlfriend To Backdoorman It's in a whore's rear end
Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Different things to different people That's what happiness is
To the Bornyo It's his dog, dog, dog To the Pirate It's his bong, bong, bong To Conquistador It's a furry little pet To the PipeDream Well, he ain't found it yet
Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Different things to different people That's what happiness is
To the J.B. It's a drink, drink, drink To Rear Admiral It's in her stink, stink, stink To Brandon Irons It's a new green card To LouCypher It's hittin' back hard
To Max Hardcore It's pee, pee, pee To my Emo Why, it's me, me, me To Alex Panzer It's an enema shove But, to my mind It's Gag Factor I love
Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Happiness is (Happiness is) Different things to different people That's what happiness is Happiness is!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: The Happy Thread! - 07/14/1208:52 PM
That's all well and good Chuck. Lemme ask you something: Assuming that's all true, and I don't doubt it is, I can find happiness at the nearest bodega. You have to await the next Gagfactor. When's that happening?
I listen to stuff like I just posted, and send Morse Code with tube radios. Yeah, I guess I'll hang on.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: The Happy Thread! - 07/14/1209:57 PM
As long as it's working for you. I think I worked you out of you self-importance a couple of years ago and I think a few friends of mine have done the same for me more recently here.
I don't pay attention to NL Central too much, but I heard on the radio today that Votto is hurt and they are still winning games. How long that dude supposed to be out?
"Votto had arthroscopic surgery on his left knee on July 17. He was expected to miss three to four weeks. He is eligible to come off the disabled list July 31.
The Reds would probably wait until at least Aug. 3 when they open a series with Pittsburgh."
i know and im on it.spent too much time cleaning up the garage today and the car dealer had to leave early.but i guess i can schedule with a new one this week.
i know and im on it.spent too much time cleaning up the garage today and the car dealer had to leave early.but i guess i can schedule with a new one this week.
might i suggest kettle bells and battle ropes in the interim to take the edge off the dosage spikes.
i refuse to spam this sight but it's the basis for a new army along with alphabrain. mind spirit and body barry...plus a decent chokehold and some striking is whats going to turn the tide. i can't say anymore right now.
not really... google is your friend. keywords and all, yes?.
in other news i've realized that capitalist hippies are far more valuable than their dirty hippy counterparts and from now on i'll try and make a distinction.
Be careful if you Google kettle bells. I clicked on the "Russian Kettle Bells" link and less then a second after the page popped up, my computer crashed. Could be coincidence, but I figured I'd drop a warning.
More of the routine. It, basically, is what Scientology was meant to deliver according to its founder, constantly alluding to more which will never appear. A bit tiresome.
Be careful if you Google kettle bells. I clicked on the "Russian Kettle Bells" link and less then a second after the page popped up, my computer crashed. Could be coincidence, but I figured I'd drop a warning.
I'll be out for a minute as I run a virus scan.
you two are a couple of fucken cunts actin a fool. google alphabrain and werk from there. if it were sharpies in an asshole you would have found your way by now. don't pretend i'm not right.
Originally Posted By: PipeD
More of the routine. It, basically, is what Scientology was meant to deliver according to its founder, constantly alluding to more which will never appear. A bit tiresome.
Yay! dude, you must be a fucking mind reader! This is going to be a fucking rad thread! Your son is sooo cute, BTW....
.....you're drink is next, I promise.
And who did I spend it on?
