Asa Akira on Carolla

For those who care...

http://adamcarolla.com/asa-akira/#!prettyPhoto/0/

I listened to this on my way home from work today.

First, whoever works the board for Carolla should be shot. I gotta jack up the volume to hear some dude yap about a movie, then Adam chimes in and blows my eardrums out. Dude has been doing podcasts and radio long enough, they should be aware of that shit.

I'm not a fan of Asa, she annoyed the shit out of me in the Bubba the Love Sponge days, but it was interesting listening to her talk about her dominatrix days (lots of guys w/ micro penis wanting to be humiliated), further stereotypes (black guys don't eat puss) and her opinion on what's gay and what aint. Good line from her, "Ass is my favorite hole".

Did she cover why she refuses to talk dirty in Japanese? Something about dishonoring her ancestors (she has no problem taking a load of negro vital fluids right on the face, however).

She refuses to talk dirty in Japanese for the same reason she refuses to say anything in Japanese: Asa Akira does not speak Japanese. No crime in that. It is weird that she pretends to, though. But then that takes us to the First Law of Porn.

Edit: Well, I heard her Japanese and it's not bad.

Asa speaks fluent Japanese. When we were dating, I called my brother who lives in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese and they had a 10 minute conversation in Japanese. She just doesn't want to speak it in movies for some reason....I think she said something about disrespecting her parents.

You dated your brother? I guess none of us should be surprised.

your grasp of grammar is that poor? say it ain't so!

It's really distressing that Christian has dated both Asa Akira and Phoenix Marie, yet seems happiest with transsexuals.

Could it be because he's a faggot?

There's a rather long piece on Asa Akira's journey "from prep-school kid to millionaire porn star" in the New York Post today. Well, long for the New York Post, that is. It's difficult to parse out the usual porn-performer lies and distortions from the truth, but the article says she's married to fellow porn star Toni Ribas, which is a step down even from Christian. She must be some kind of nuts, on top of being pretty and smart.

I have dated Lisa Lipps, Katie Gold, Lovette, Phoenix, Asa, Gigi, and Lexi Belle. Obviously I am not happiest with TS girls as I have been dating and living with Lexi Sindel. The only TS I actually dated is Kimber James. Nice try.

This tells me that you can't maintain a stable, long-term relationship with a woman and that even most trannies want nothing to do with you.

clearly that's true genius. I am in porno. Doesn't that go without saying? what performers are in a stable, long-term relationship besides Mark Wood?

Christian, What do you know about this Bryan Singer scandal? Gay pool parties in the valley...c'mon dude. You know you have some stories or shit you heard to share with us. You must have at least heard Feldman talk some shit about that stuff. Regale us with some fagged-up tales of porn valley and the boy wranglers.

The first rule of Twink Club is you don't talk about Twink Club. [/Chrissy]

that's more of a Johnny Castle question than myself. I have never even met Feldman.

Speaking of Faye Runaway aren't we about due for her to pop up, shoot a few scenes and disappear again?

She pops up on Hx every few months or so. She's with the agent who runs Riley Shy's hooker accounts.

What is the donation?

You guys do realize Asa Akira has her own video podcast with David Choe, right?

DVDASA podcast

And though it does tend run ridiculously long, there are some great episodes there. Search for episodes with "Heather Leather" aka bassist Ashley Dzerigian

she rolls deathsquad too.

What does that mean?

It means Castle would know more about Hollywood chickenhawks than Cx3 does.

hmm, I wonder if she'd accept a bukakke run on her face while the mopes yell at her in Japanese.

Francesa Le is stable? Or just relatively speaking for the smut biz?

no she is stable. smart enough to keep in the relationship, treat him with respect, figure out how to earn money in different revenue streams, learn to hold camera, etc.

So respect was somehow absent in Phoenix Marie's whorish head back then.
And those odd proportions, the radio face in need of someone qualified to get the job done...
Whores of all genders, advanced and more don't seem to choose very wisely.

Keiran Lee, Danny Mountain, Manuel and Tommy Gunn.

Devon Lee?

Keiran was with Puma before landing on Kirsten Price who was with Barrett Blade previously. try again

Danny Mountain? had a kid with Eva Angelina, then was with Angel Dark, and now is with Mia Malkova. try again

Tommy Gunn? married Rita Faltoyano, was with Cameron Dee, and now is single....try again

Devon Lee? get serious.

India Summer? Brooke Banner? Alana whats-her-face & Chris?

So Marcus London was in dire need of a passport, too.

James Bartholet and Misty Stone?

My point still stands (long lasting stable relationships with few sexual partners in the span of a few years). Sounds like you have a case of sour grapes.

How about:

Manuael and Kayden?
Nikki Daniels and Jack Vegas?
Mischa Brooks and Michael Vegas?

Brandon appears to be in a stable relationship.

if stable equals absent then yes...he's doing well.

that's not a shot btw... I try to plan most of my days based on that same scenario.

pekay are you retarded? how is 1-2 years a long lasting relationship?

Nikki Daniels & Jack Vegas have been together 5-6 years but before that he was with Veronica Rayne and they were divorced.

Manuel & Kayden maybe 2 years at most - and Manuel's marriage to Dana ended in divorce

Mischa Brooks & Michael Vegas - less than 2 years

jesus chief, marriage is supposed to last 50 years and you are telling me dating someone for less than 2 years or getting divorced in less than 5 years is a long lasting stable relationship? you gotta get serious.

India is married to a civilian so that doesn't count.

Brooke Banner is married to a civilian and she has been retired since she got into a relationship so that doesn't count either.

Alana & Chris? I guess so - he was a horrifically bad performer who limp dicked it through about 12 scenes in 10 years. She rarely performs if ever. I can maybe give you that one.

so with over 1000 current performers and countless thousands over the past 10-15 years, we have 3 long lasting relationships between 2 active performers and a ton of failures. good times.

War Machine and Christy Mack? Seems like they'll be together till death does them part.

I don't know if the one causing the death will take a plea deal or go to trial.

Long lasting relationships aren't much of a thing nowadays, in porn or out.

India Summer is such a good looking woman. Yowza. I'm guessing she's with some bodybuilder type.

Easy on the insults bro. We are just shooting shit here.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that there are a handful of "successful" couples in the biz. I think any relationship that manages to last over say... 5 years should be considered a triumph of the human spirit.

Alexis Texas and Mr Pete, that lasted A LONG TIME. (I know, I know... He is Summer Brielle now) -- Who is she with now btw?

Johnny Castle and Jenaveve Jolie.

Sophie Dee and Lee Bang.

Robert Rosenberg and Janet Alfano.

India Summer will warm the cockles of any civilian.

Brooke Banner's hubby was a mope for a while and shoots with her for their own content.(whatever that may be)


How about Nikki Hunter or Keanni Lei? Both had hubbys who did bukkakes and did non-performing industry jobs.

I am still deeply in love with myself. Becoming a father has made me slightly less self-absorbed. Only slightly.

The family that herpes together stays together.

For a few hundred roses.

That's cold sore cold, Fiend.

They already broke up. She is/was getting that "property of war machine" tattoo removed.

OK chrissy, all the TL;DR bullshit from the above quoted post aside, the real questions I have for you, now that you've come out of your hole, are as follows:
1. Did you actually love that she-male you dated?
2. Did you offend your family by bringing the monstrosity home and expect them to treat it as a woman?
3. Speaking of women, who played the female and male roles in your "relationship?"
4. Do you consider yourself straight for pay?
5. Do you look up to Kurt Lockwood's "advanced sexuality" as a model for your own deviant behavior?
6. Why do you hate and humiliate your family so much?

Alexis Texas and Mr Pete spilt? When did this happen?



And is it just me, or is Michael Vegas one weird looking motherfucker?

Christian, isn't Asa a rich kid.

It's not you. He is very weird looking.

Alexis & Pete split up a year ago. They actually got into a fight at the AVN awards this year too.

Asa is upper middle class from NYC, but I wouldn't say rich. But she has done very well for herself in porn and she is smart & frugal with her money. Drives a Prius lol

Sophie & Lee split up a year ago as well (he is out of the biz and driving 18 wheelers now)

Castle & jenevieve were only together for a few years and split up in 2011. She has disappeared and he is now with Mia Lelani.

India Summer is an amazing woman. and you are way way way off lol.

"OMG! Mack and I just saw the hotte...move in.." -War Machine two days ago. Sounds like they're still together.

i'd date alexis texas. as i said before, she smells incredible. Do you think she's gonna do IR now that she's not w pete?

Things were a bust for me on chaturbate. I am wondering if I could earn something hiring myself out for stud service. Any ladies out there want a baby but don't want to have a man in the picture?

Doing Pete is kinda like doing IR.

Yeah i figured he kinda kept the other shines away though.

How in the hell do you fuck up being in a relationship with Angel Dark?

Her husband's a cuckold, right? I read an interview with her from '06 or '07 where she said that she'll fuck one of her boyfriends then come home and make hubby eat the bf's cum out of her.


Also, how are civilian bf's and husbands viewed by those of you in the industry?

Alexis Texas isn't doing anyone on camera is she? what's the last scene she has done with a guy? 2012?

Angel Dark is an amazing woman.....who smokes like a chimney & is very independent

yes that is true about India.

Who is Alexis Texas with now?

What about Madison Ivy?

Molly Cavalli and Icy Mikey have probably been together for 10 years+ now.

Endless mysteries ahead.

molly cavalli has never taken a single dick on camera in her life.

I chortled. You are right though.

Please answer my other question(s)

i think some football player

and

no clue - she doesn't live in LA actually never has

I know a long term relationship that will never break up, Katja Kassin and her ego.

Pretty sure that these two couples have been together for 5 years+.

Marco Banderas and Lisa DeMarco

Ramon Nomar and Madelyn Marie

Which one is referring to Alexis Texas?

the first answer, but don't quote me on that. I haven't spoken to Alexis in a few years.

and you are right about Marco and Lisa being together for a long time. But I would argue a few things about that relationship, just not here in public.

And as soon as Madelyn starting dating Ramon, she quit the biz and hasn't returned, and Ramon kinda stopped doing scenes as well. They both are not really around to be honest.

Yeah. Except for the black dick part.

Mr. Pete is definitely mixed race, with negroid features. He's surely much more black than, say, Elizabeth Warren is American Indian. Plus there's his whole wiggerish speaking pattern. I don't think he's a wigger — I think Mr. Pete is part black.

No wigger cock fixation in that bridge commander. Racial outrage.

Of course you would notice and comment on cock, cocksucker.

Please, T-tone, if yer gonna flaunt yer freedom and post in GPT, post about whores and porn, not race. They aint trying to troll you here, they just shit talkin Mr. Pete.

Here is a challenge for ya, create a thread here in GPT that don't involve race and stimulates some discussion. Accomplish this, and I will try to put together an all amateur IR Hottest Pic post for ya. Lilly white bitches takin negro dick because they love it or hate daddy, not because they need the cash.

Whattaya say, Homie? I'm not even talking an A+ thread. You gimme a solid C and I'll consider it a job well done and a step toward progress.

Indeed.

Sorry Pipe. You know half the stuff you write is above my head. I aint scared to admit it.

Well, I would be sorry if I cared, Jerk.

Have any idea if the football player is black or white?

Just split the difference and figure he's Samoan.

he's jew, like 80% of male porn mopes. he's a 40 yr old jew wigger. he's not half black imo. his jewish features are strong, so he's definitely not white, so you are correct on that front.

I'm not so sure about that. Aren't Jews supposed to be smart?

Not LA jews. That's more of an east coast thing.

Are LA Jews hated among the other tribes, like Syrian Jews are?

The most interesting thing I've learned from this thread is that some douchebag uses "War Machine" as his porn name. Is there any way that guy ISN'T a total knob?

He was WARMACHINE! in UFC. No, there's no way he's not a knob.

hate to say it but his twitter feed is pretty fucken epic. he recently "accidentally" referred to mack as "whoremachine".

Stupidity is fun to watch.

War Machine isn't his porn name...isn't his real name. He legally changed it from Jon Koppenhaver because it was his nickname and there was a War Machine in the WWE who told him to stop using it, so Jon said fuck you and legally changed it to War Machine. lol

Rhino. 5'10, 270lbs. Dude was a friggin tank, and good in the ring. WWE let him go cause he bugged out in a hotel when his wife told him she was leaving him and going moving back to Germany w/ their daughter. I think it was the morning before a Wrestlemania or the night after or something.

TNA trademarked "War Machine" cause WWE had the TM on hid old nickname "Man Beast."