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#202930 - 11/21/06 10:58 PM Who's the biggest pussy?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Who cried loudest and longest when all the good times were gone?




Looking at the choices if I did a poll about who has the best pussy one would have to guess Hailey Young!

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#202931 - 11/22/06 12:46 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Dude, I accidently one starred this thread. My apologies.
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#202932 - 11/22/06 07:36 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
wtf happened to the "gia's taking time off" thread? was it deleted? is no one supposed to talk about it? seems a bit adt-ish.
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#202933 - 11/22/06 08:53 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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David Stanley aka Applesaucer is the winner here but Tony,Tony,Tony,you have brought shame to the house of JM.A public meltdown?For shame.If I didnt know better I would say your on the drugs.
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#202934 - 11/22/06 09:56 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Anyone can be forgiven the occasional meltdown, provided they man-up and move on.

(I mean hey, Burg's meltdowns actually redeemed him as an entertaining poster.)
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#202935 - 11/22/06 10:50 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:

wtf happened to the "gia's taking time off" thread? was it deleted? is no one supposed to talk about it? seems a bit adt-ish.




All pertinent files have been deleted and witnesses are being eliminated.
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#202936 - 11/22/06 11:55 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

wtf happened to the "gia's taking time off" thread? was it deleted? is no one supposed to talk about it? seems a bit adt-ish.




Luke Ford has the story...

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#202937 - 11/22/06 12:09 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#202938 - 11/22/06 12:25 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Who's got the link to the video of the kid going sportswami on his keyboard? Anyone remember that one?

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#202939 - 11/22/06 12:33 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
TMonty Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

Who's got the link to the video of the kid going sportswami on his keyboard? Anyone remember that one?



This one?


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#202940 - 11/22/06 12:38 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
No...someone posted a video clip of a kid playing some video game online...it was in German. The kid has a complete thrombo and starts torwing his keyboard around like it was his arch enemy...maybe about a year ago?

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#202941 - 11/22/06 12:49 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
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Here ya go. This one also has subtitles too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-jUw_zB4Fk
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#202942 - 11/22/06 12:58 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

wtf happened to the "gia's taking time off" thread? was it deleted? is no one supposed to talk about it? seems a bit adt-ish.




Luke Ford has the story...


yeah, i know it's on lukeisback. just think it's fucked up that it got deleted here in the first place. i'll prolly get banned myself for saying that. perhaps i should say my goodbyes also; you'll prob. have to read those on lib also!
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#202943 - 11/22/06 01:03 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
gonzogirl said:
Quote:

i'll prolly get banned myself for saying that. perhaps i should say my goodbyes also; you'll prob. have to read those on lib also!




Nah, crisis averted. Now post more tit pics.

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#202944 - 11/22/06 01:24 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

just think it's fucked up that it got deleted here in the first place.




I'm not usually in favor of thread deletions, but sometimes it's best all round to get the mop and bucket out.


Quote:

i'll prolly get banned myself for saying that. perhaps i should say my goodbyes also; you'll prob. have to read those on lib also!




We may have our little family feuds, but this place will never be ADT. Look at the boss man's take on the situation.
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#202945 - 11/22/06 02:02 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

Tony,Tony,Tony,you have brought shame to the house of JM.




I think I need to beat down a whore this weekend to make up for this trangression. Chico, any recommendations?
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#202946 - 11/22/06 02:21 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Tony,Tony,Tony,you have brought shame to the house of JM.




I think I need to beat down a whore this weekend to make up for this trangression. Chico, any recommendations?


all in favor of birdshit, say aye!
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#202947 - 11/22/06 03:05 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

Tony,Tony,Tony,you have brought shame to the house of JM.




I think I need to beat down a whore this weekend to make up for this trangression. Chico, any recommendations?



You can start with monkey.
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#202948 - 11/22/06 03:53 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
breakups/exes/etc. invariably get petty and ugly, kinda the nature of things. most aren't public. i missed the deleted thread but i hope gia comes back and shit returns to abnormalcy.
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#202949 - 11/22/06 04:01 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:

Nah, crisis averted. Now post more tit pics.




seconded
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#202950 - 11/22/06 05:29 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Y-T Offline
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Registered: 05/29/06
Posts: 364
Loc: Promoting black on black viole...
Quote:

Quote:

Nah, crisis averted. Now post more tit pics.




seconded





thirded

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#202951 - 11/22/06 05:50 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

David Stanley aka Applesaucer is the winner here but Tony,Tony,Tony,you have brought shame to the house of JM.A public meltdown?For shame.If I didnt know better I would say your on the drugs.




Jeff, not only did you nail the winner of "biggest pussy", but Ashley should win for best get-back post for when she put up D.S.'s whining emails.
As for Tony, he should be banned for being a fucking choad! First Gen, now Gia! How can this cunt work in porn and be suck a limp dick? I say garnish his pay until he proves he doesn't sit when he pees.
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#202952 - 11/22/06 05:59 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Nah, crisis averted. Now post more tit pics.




seconded





thirded


can't post titty pics right now; making desserts for t-day dinner. you pervs wanna whip out some creme fraiche for me? ha ha
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#202953 - 11/22/06 06:17 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
ok as soon as your done post some titty pictures
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#202954 - 11/22/06 06:27 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

ok as soon as your done post some titty pictures


is it that lonely without gia, burg and monkey that y'all want to see the tits of a 32 year old housewife? that being said, i must admit i'm....................... tempted... :thinkingaboutitbanana:
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#202955 - 11/22/06 06:34 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Quote:

ok as soon as your done post some titty pictures


is it that lonely without gia, burg and monkey that y'all want to see the tits of a 32 year old housewife? that being said, i must admit i'm....................... tempted... :thinkingaboutitbanana:




We're men, that means..."we like women, all kinds of women, especially women we don't know very well". (for bonus points, name the movie and who said it).
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#202956 - 11/22/06 07:03 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

ok as soon as your done post some titty pictures


is it that lonely without gia, burg and monkey that y'all want to see the tits of a 32 year old housewife? that being said, i must admit i'm....................... tempted... :thinkingaboutitbanana:



In the spirt of Thnksgiving, post boobies and in return, I'll shoot out my special gravy.
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#202957 - 11/22/06 07:23 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
mexicans shoot taco sauce at all times, stop pretending to be an american.
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#202958 - 11/22/06 08:38 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

mexicans shoot taco sauce at all times, stop pretending to be an american.


taco sauce, huh? last mexican i had tasted like chipotle. p.s. hey chico, how come you haven't called?
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#202959 - 11/22/06 11:38 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
In defense of TonyM:

"The heart has reason that reason cannot know"
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#202960 - 11/23/06 12:15 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
"The heart has reason that reason cannot know"







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#202961 - 11/23/06 01:27 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
kwik nasty Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/05/06
Posts: 26
thx for the gia pix - now i want to see gonzo's titties!

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#202962 - 11/23/06 05:01 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

mexicans shoot taco sauce at all times, stop pretending to be an american.


taco sauce, huh? last mexican i had tasted like chipotle. p.s. hey chico, how come you haven't called?



Lost your number. Can you PM it to me again?
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#202963 - 11/23/06 08:56 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
okay you two, let's grow the fuck up and return to being good posters for the betterment of the board.
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#202964 - 11/23/06 07:44 PM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
Holly Randall Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
I can't believe Gia's beating me in this poll.
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#202965 - 11/24/06 02:03 AM Re: Who's the biggest pussy?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

I can't believe Gia's beating me in this poll.




Luke was already a well-whipped pussy before you pussywhipped him, Holly...the real props have to go out to Gia and Hailey Young for pussywhipping guys that apparently thought they had strong 'pimp hands', but actually did not.

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