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#25536 - 05/10/04 12:02 AM Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
Owen S Mouth Offline
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Registered: 05/03/03
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I went to a shitty drive-in Saturday night and saw two shitty movies. Not so suprisingly, both of these shit flicks starred Ben Stiller. The films were Envy and Starsky and Hutch.
How in the hell does this guy get so much work? The last semi-decent flick he was in was 'Something About Mary' and how long ago was that?? He makes more shit flicks than Michael Cain did way back in the '80's.
He must be in the Velvet Mafia or something

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#25537 - 05/10/04 03:24 AM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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Registered: 03/04/04
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One word:

ZOOLANDER

That's all I gotta say

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#25538 - 05/10/04 04:11 AM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Look at his parents.
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#25539 - 05/10/04 05:28 AM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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Ha, yeah I saw Envy, it was absolutely terrible. And I don't say that about too many movies.

However, you guys must admit that gasoline fight sequence in Zoolander is one of the funniest scenes ever lensed!

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#25540 - 05/10/04 05:38 AM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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I thought Zoolander was really funny but what the fuck do I know.

A drive-in??????????They still have those in Vegas?Man I haven't been to a drive-in in years.Just the thought brings me back.
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#25541 - 05/10/04 09:40 AM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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I liked him in Meet the Parents and Flirting with Disaster both are funny movies, IMO.
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#25542 - 05/10/04 02:01 PM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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Registered: 10/29/03
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Ben Stiller? I don't get it. Stupid looking & not funny... This has gotta stop, just because the parents are in show biz doesn't mean the kid's got talent, just connections. Hollywood is a celebrity club that you almost gotta be born into. Cases in point: Busey's kid & Chico's clueless son, that Michael Douglas' older son, just wait until Sean Penns' daughter grows up...
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#25543 - 05/10/04 02:11 PM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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Feel free to crucify me but I think "Cable Guy" (directed) is one of the best movies around. Unfortunately only me and his parents think so.
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#25544 - 05/10/04 08:49 PM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
Gag Daddy,
Did you visit the Drive-In on Roscoe and Noble or the one way up on Sepulveda near Victory? I too remember Valley Drive-Ins with a certain fondness (especially trying to watch the couples in other cars fuck ), but I will never visit a Vegas spot again.
Without a doubt, it is the most shabby, run down joint in all of Sin City. Shitty busted up lot, parking humps so high you need a fucking monster truck just to clear them and a crowd so obnoxious they feel the need to park their SUV's any where they please and plunk their fat-assed spoiled brats on top as if the pieces of shit were snowboards or something.
I'd just as soon snort a wet fart out of my mothers ass on Easter Sunday with a $3.00 bill then see another fucking Ben Stiller flick at some cheesy Vegas cinema dive.
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I thought Zoolander was really funny but what the fuck do I know.

A drive-in??????????They still have those in Vegas?Man I haven't been to a drive-in in years.Just the thought brings me back.



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#25545 - 05/11/04 05:33 AM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:

Gag Daddy,
Did you visit the Drive-In on Roscoe and Noble or the one way up on Sepulveda near Victory?




I went to both.Ah the memories,good times dude.
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#25546 - 05/11/04 06:31 AM Re: Ben Stiller Sucks Ass.....
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Drive-ins rule w/o the obnoxious yuppies, at least white trash now how to behave there...
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