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#418964 - 06/05/09 03:16 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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What you do for them is spend your money supporting them, and so I again say thanks. In fact, you are now actually a happy thought Fatman, and so is your "support." As I was mixing those drinks the other night, I made myself a White Russian. However, I didn't stir, toss, or bruise it at all. All the kahlua (the yummy) sank to the bottom of the drink, and all I tasted when I sipped from the top of the glass was vodka and cream. "Milk was a bad choice" lol. It was terrible, IMO. I just graduated Bartending Academy today, top o' the class, so that's my other happy thought.

-Keep It Dirty (that means add two teaspoons of olive juice to your alcoholic beverage)

...I'm not Amish, but Electro seems to think I am so I play along cuz I'm a total sucke...sorry, "hype-man" for a pretty fac...again, sorry, vagina.
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#418965 - 06/05/09 03:25 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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What you do for them is spend your money supporting them, and so I again say thanks.






When was this? And who did I spend it on?



btw, congrats on bartender school.
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#418966 - 06/05/09 09:12 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Ok, so my assumption is, since your avatar says that you support single moms, that you spend money on strippers, cuz that's pretty much what that avatar means. Pretty is a stripper, among many other things, and one day sooner than I know we will be married with kids. As a generalization, I am thanking you, the strip club customer, for your "$upport", if you do indeed frequent the strip club. Though she won't be a single mom until I divorce her for an 18 year old down the line, your $upport will always be instrumental in the budgeting of ponies, dance classes, and princess treehouse castles that I will have to build no doubt. I've been celebrating my bartender status since about 3pm as hard as I can, so I think it's best if I shut up NOW.

-Keep It Dirty

...and thanks for the congrats. I'm still workin' your drink out, but so far I know it has creme de cacao and creme de banana in it, with a splash of cream, and maybe some coke. Maybe some lime juice?
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#418967 - 06/06/09 01:56 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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A few things make me happy.

* The feel of a warm shower after a long run

* Luke Ford using youtube to communicate his inner anguish over the one that got away

* A shared smile with a stranger ( hi there stranger, well hello)

* Knowing my life is better than moxxie matrons

* knowing ryan knox is jealous of what I can do from the waist down

* Knowing that despite her many mistakes sammura is still alive and doing well, her demons in the rearview mirror.

and others that slip my mind right now, got peanut m&ms on the brain.
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#418968 - 06/06/09 02:59 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

got peanut m&ms on the brain.














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#418969 - 06/06/09 07:54 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Ok, so my assumption is, since your avatar says that you support single moms, that you spend money on strippers,




Sorry, no. I find stripclubs degrading to men. I haven't been to one since Dec 03/Jan 04, I think. Never much cared for them. My best friend was going thru the bitter part of a divorce then, and he would ask me to go with him.

I just find the avatar humorous and offensive. And, it was with my favorite serial killer fan in mind, who, to my knowledge doesn't strip.

btw, I'm not really on the way to an ATM either. That's just the follow up line to the quote in my sig.


Quote:

Though she won't be a single mom until I divorce her for an 18 year old down the line




Another stripper no doubt. Why not just find an 18 yo now and then dump her for another 18 yo years down the line, say 2011.

Does it bother you that the money budgeted to your potential daughter's dance classes are going to help in stripping career, or is that the college fund plan? I'd check with a good tax professional before using the funds from her 529. Anyway, will Dirty D's little muffin's "princess treehouse castle" have a stage and a pole or two to practice on??

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#418970 - 06/06/09 08:32 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Wasn't this the happy thread?

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#418971 - 06/06/09 08:55 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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We're happy.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#418972 - 06/06/09 09:54 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

We're happy.



WOW! HOT! Where can I find more P.O.V. content like THIS?!

-Keep It Dirty

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#418973 - 06/06/09 09:56 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Kind of Happy






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#418974 - 06/06/09 10:12 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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From a pretty PM, hope she doesn't mind -

Quote:

... your dog is ADORABLE ...




Here's a picture I took last week of a deer taking a dump.




-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#418975 - 06/06/09 01:15 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

WOW! HOT! Where can I find more P.O.V. content like THIS?!





http://www.zootube365.com/
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#418976 - 06/06/09 03:46 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:


* knowing ryan knox is jealous of what I can do from the waist down




You can Type with your Feet? That is pretty amazing.

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#418977 - 06/17/09 11:14 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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We moved to this new campsite today, we are all paid up for 3 weeks.



-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
-Emo, omnivore Border Collie


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#418978 - 06/17/09 12:43 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:


http://www.zootube365.com/



I was looking for a kind of site like this the other day. Thanks Fatman!
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#418979 - 06/17/09 12:59 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Holly shit electro. You're one sick bitch!
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#418980 - 06/17/09 02:10 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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That's got nothing on some of the shit you're in to. Besides, it's not like I stroke to it. I like to use it to piss off my boyfriend. The Mr. Hands video got him so mad and "offended", it was great.
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#418981 - 06/17/09 05:49 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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im scared to look at your links lol
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#418982 - 06/17/09 07:01 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
charin Offline
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Let's see some tits, both of you! It is the happy thread!


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#418983 - 07/27/09 05:38 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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A friend just called with hard to get tickets for the Dayton Dragons (Class A-Cincinnati) game tomorrow.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#418984 - 07/28/09 08:54 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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The fastest single engine production aircraft ever.



with the fully integrated Garmin G1000 flat panel display avionics.






My dream plane.
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#418985 - 07/28/09 09:10 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
E.Y.Davis Offline
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The fully pimped out 60th anniversary edition Bonanza. When you prefer to take the Rolls Royce instead of the Ferrari.










Edited by E.Y.Davis (07/28/09 09:25 AM)
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#418986 - 08/23/09 03:26 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Great weekend. I did none of my chores. Baseball, porn, and surfing Friday night, I found a way to take the motorcycle along on RV trips. Won at the poker game Saturday. Rode the motorcycle all day today. Happy.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#418987 - 08/23/09 04:45 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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The Macbook Pro!


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#418988 - 09/05/09 08:02 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#418989 - 10/12/09 06:13 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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This weekend I was happy, motorcycle camping and running the forest roads in beautiful Ohio.





-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy


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#418990 - 10/13/09 08:29 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Pretty's new rack makes me happy. Going to the gym makes me happy. Playing my V-Drums makes me happy. Blowjobs make me happy. Pimpin' makes me happy. Filming makes me happy. Taking pretty-girl pix makes me happy. Pretty's fine cookin' makes me happy. Vegas makes me happy. Going to see Dethklok last Saturday in Denver at the Filmore made me happy. Seeing Pretty in that moshpit in a Dethklok hoodie made me happy. Trucking make me sad in general, but driving the rig makes me happy. I think the happiest thought of 'em all though for me would be Dirty puttin' this shit back together that all y'all's @$$#$ be RAWKED!!!



-Keep It Dirty

...I miss those guys alot. They were my fave band to be in and I want it back damnit! Fuck geography.


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#418991 - 11/28/09 08:45 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
charin Offline
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Cum Catchers makes me happy.
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#418992 - 01/10/10 11:39 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
charin Offline
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Quote:

Thank you for ordering from J.M. Productions! Your order has been
received and will ship within two business days, pending credit card
approval and item availability.

You selected Domestic Ground shipping. Your order should arrive
in 8 to 10 business days.

A summary of your order is included for your reference below:

ITEM PRICE
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GF31-DVD - Gag Factor 31 DVD $19.95
PPTFGB10-DVD - Throat Fuck Gang Bang 10 DVD $19.95
SOR2-DVD - Suck Off Races 2 DVD $19.95
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Total: $59.85
Domestic Shipping: $8.00
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Grand Total: $67.85
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Billing/Shipping Address:





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#418993 - 01/10/10 12:24 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Wow. That's alot for 8-10 day ground shipping.
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#418994 - 01/10/10 12:28 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
charin Offline
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It'll be here by Friday.I tried the expedited shipping once, it took longer.
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#418995 - 01/10/10 03:02 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

It'll be here by Friday.I tried the expedited shipping once, it took longer.









Why is it $8? Seems like a lot to me.

I haven't ordered porn online in a few years, so maybe things have changed.




I order hardware quite often.

Like last month I ordered 5 1Tb drives from CompUSA, shipping was free, no sales tax [usually it's $2] and it was here in 3 business days via UPS [ordered Friday evening, here on Wed, usually up to a week].

Maybe it's just that I HATE paying for shipping.




Enjoy your gaggers!!!


Any asians?
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#418996 - 01/10/10 03:04 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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5 1TB drives? Holy mackerel!
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#418997 - 01/10/10 03:11 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
cqd Offline
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omnomnomnom
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#418998 - 01/10/10 03:44 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

Wow. That's alot for 8-10 day ground shipping.




Agreed... That has to be under a 3lb package. UPS can ship ground coast to coast in less than 3 days.
That's some built in pricing for pervs. heh

You're paying the Whack Factor on that one.
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#418999 - 01/14/10 02:00 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
charin Offline
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It's here, it's here, it's here! Gag Factor 31 has arrived!

I'm not going to the meeting tonight. I went to a meeting last night, thinking this might happen.

Happy, happy, joy, joy. Guess what post number 2000 will be?

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#419000 - 01/14/10 02:04 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Do you ever discuss your love for pornography at these meetings?
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#419001 - 01/14/10 04:09 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

Do you ever discuss your love for pornography at these meetings?




You didn't ask me, but ... I've talked about my downloads and posting on here in various groups.

I got in trouble for it once in 2007. The rest of the group was female, and one rather religious. While it stunned most of the women, it very much upset the religious one. Add that to the fact that the woman "moderator" thinks that viewing porn should be a felony.

I likely only mentioned it there to piss her off.
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#419002 - 03/07/10 01:17 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:

Do you ever discuss your love for pornography at these meetings?




Nobody much cares. I showed the GF15 scene with Ashley Blue as a soldier being molested by "Arabs" before a poker game with some guys from my group. In general, we keep details of our sexual, financial, work, etc. lives between friends and sponsors. Some stuff just doesn't really belong in meetings. But, I don't hide it, either. I'm not ashamed, are you?

But, I'm posting in this thread because

SPRING TRAINING

makes me happy.
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#419003 - 03/11/10 03:20 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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My co-worker and I get our long summer break again this year, and that makes us both very, very happy!
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#419004 - 06/25/10 11:17 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#419005 - 06/25/10 11:23 AM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Is that the Haulover Beach Stomp?

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#419006 - 06/29/10 04:36 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
charin Offline
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On the radio yesterday, I hadn't heard it since I was in San Antonio in '77. But it makes me very happy.

...

I'd been away for a while,
But it still brings a smile,
When I think of the way that it goes.
Now I'll sing it to you,
So that we all can do,
That old San Antonio Stroll.

...




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#419007 - 08/04/10 06:43 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
charin Offline
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Quote:

8-9-10

Gag Factor 32


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#419008 - 08/11/10 02:43 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Dirty Harry seems down to the balls over and over again happy.



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#419009 - 08/11/10 02:44 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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#419010 - 08/12/10 03:06 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Quote:








that tv set is brutal. thats what, 22 inches?. you need to upgrade sir. scrape up $350 and go get a decent flat screen.
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#419011 - 08/12/10 04:00 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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I'm with charin on televisions. I have 3 CRTs in this room that are working just fine.

And no amount of high resolution is going to make current movies or television shows any less awful.

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#419012 - 08/12/10 04:40 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Baseball and Football in HD is fucking awesome. I don't really watch NHL of NBA, but I'd imagine that on a wide screen, you can see the actual play develop, instead of just focus on the puck/ball.
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#419013 - 08/12/10 05:35 PM Re: The Happy Thread!
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^ Yep it just makes the awfulness more clear !
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