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#491737 - 07/24/10 11:37 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

Are you serious? 90 percent of the posts on here are made to get people mad.






Claude, you'll love another post Bornyo made right after his proclamation that posting to make people mad is "without merit". He actually started a thread right about 3 hours after after making that comment that was titled something like "XPT needs a new villian!".

The thread is probably still on the first or second page of the Cage, check the date...

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#491738 - 07/24/10 10:28 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It's cute how you clued Claude in to that other post. Almost like you had a friend.

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#491739 - 07/25/10 09:17 AM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Gee B. Whaddaya mean ? We're all friends here. Right?.......uhhh right ?
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#491740 - 07/27/10 02:37 AM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hey Ivor, you're UNBANNED.
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#491741 - 07/27/10 02:52 AM Re: Hey ivor
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

Where'd you get that statistic? Those folks in England keeping up with "global warming"?





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#491742 - 07/27/10 03:04 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Skates out of the box. A hearty handshake for Northrop. Kisses for ThrockieMW and MarleyFAdieu. Love you too, Gia.

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#491743 - 07/27/10 03:14 AM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
jesus fucking a, that was quick
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#491744 - 07/27/10 03:16 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Early bird gets the worm and all you know. Sunrise here on the east coast. Mwah, Gia.

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#491745 - 07/27/10 03:50 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Can't overlook Claude Goddadr. Another hearty handshake is in order. BTW it was quite a hoot the way this thread kept going while I was banned.

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#491746 - 07/27/10 08:40 AM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Welcome back ya big fucking dumbass !
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#491747 - 07/27/10 08:54 AM Re: Hey ivor
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Thats it bdm...push him right into double digit posts his first day back.
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#491748 - 07/27/10 09:02 AM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
You know it's inevitable with or without my help. Hell it's barely noon. Pool on how many today ?
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#491749 - 07/27/10 09:45 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Sure.. 17 and Berry tells him to shut up before 14.
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#491750 - 07/27/10 05:14 PM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
It's after 8 here. What's the count ?
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#491751 - 07/27/10 07:03 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Can I get in on the pool?

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#491752 - 07/28/10 04:57 AM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Nope you'd just piss in it !
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#491753 - 07/28/10 05:36 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Neve have yet. Learned discipline from the old man. OK to piss on your rifle at the frozen Chosin in the freezin season, but never in the pool.

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#491754 - 02/21/11 04:15 AM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Ivor is into fem dom? You can see his posts here. Maryland seems like an okay place to live though. How come you never made any posts on that Ravens message board?

Plug that into google if you would like to snicker at ivor a bit.

ivorenginedriver site:domboss.com

http://www.release.oceancity.com/content/users/ivorenginedriver

That's you too, right?







He only managed 5 posts on the femdom board. Guess the admins clipped him before he went post crazy.


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#491755 - 02/21/11 06:31 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Nice try, but the whole Diana Rigg leather-wearing thing was before my time and I loathe Ocean City, much preferring the Florida beaches since my Dad lives right on a very nice one. Keep looking and you might where I post and when you get it right everyone can get a big thrill from reading my posts on the Ravens, the Middle East, Obama vs. Palin, and Baltimore issues.

PS-Hope you are feeling better this morning, patient Ned. I noticed that you only PM'd me twenty times last night. Be sure to call your therapist this morning and tell her how you are acting out. Time to adjust the medications, old chum.

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#491756 - 02/21/11 02:10 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Ivor, let me straighten something out for your tiny brain. I'll do it slowly.

I.have.already.admitted.to.being.a.mental.patient.and.discussed.it.

Thus it's not an insult, it is just you showing you have no game and are utterly witless.

But here you are opening several PMs from me with titles like "you suck at life". Now that is just plain stupid, is it a condition you were born with like mine, or was it finely honed over time?

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#491757 - 02/21/11 02:30 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I didn't open any of the twenty or so PMs you sent me overnight, nor will I open any in the future. I opened the first one since you had heretofore never send me improper communications, and opened the second merely to confirm my concerns. Whatever psychological conditions you or I may have inherited ought hardly be used as an excuse for harassment. I urge you to have a frank discussion with your therapist, including this little episode of PM "nightriding". If the other twenty attachments were at the same level of morbidity as the two that I opened, it would seem prudent to have your therapist probe into this type of behavior. Wish you the best of luck in resolving these issues, so that you can resume a more productive and satisfactory way of life. Spending the wee hours of the morning bombarding a person you don't know with hateful PMs and grotesque attachments is no way to spend one's life. I believe that you are capable of greater things, and urge you to place your confidence in Canada's fine mental health professionals. Good luck.

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#491758 - 02/21/11 02:39 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
You totally missed the point of that last post. You keep going on about therapists and mental health because that is all you can think of. Try something that doesn't just make me roll my eyes and say "gee, never heard that one before".

I am directly attacking your shitty lame posts.

Do you see the difference there? Get creative here, at least criticize one of my posts. The therapist thing was tired the first time you used it.

Just give it a shot. Any idiot can come up with "you should see your doctor and get that checked out" and sadly that seems to be all you're capable of.

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#491759 - 02/21/11 02:41 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
You are the one missing the point. I choose not to play this little flame war game with you since you have demonstrated a lack of parameters.

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#491760 - 02/21/11 03:04 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
You've got to be kidding! I've had you playing for months.

Is it time for another mental health jab? Maybe you became a bit more thoughtful in the last 20 minutes? Oh, I hope so.

I think reason you aren't "playing along" (even though you keep posting) is that you are awful at posting. Second insult is the same as the first is the same as the third and so on.

And just to clarify, being a shitty awful poster ought to be curable. Mental health problems, much like most disabilities don't get fixed.

So I'm not sure how you expect a therapist to cure me of my disease but I have seen shitty posters become good posters before. Good luck.
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#491761 - 02/21/11 03:28 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I have been distressed for years about the tendency amongst some providers to promise cures, and applaud your realism. OTOH taking a defeatist attitude can lead one to fulfill one's potential. Late night PM jihads are certainly indicative that something is amiss, after all it took me about fifteen seconds to delete the lot of them. Remember the old phrase "lost time is not found again"? I am coming to the conclusion that we are both wasting our time in this thread, and as long as you remain within some parameters of decency would be satisfied for you to have the last as well as the first word in this "exchange of views". Ciao for now.

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#491762 - 02/21/11 05:59 PM Re: Hey ivor
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
just what, pray tell, happened here?

it'd be much more entertaining if this wasn't conducted privately and bitched about in a thread, there's too much hatred left out. i mean, i can't figure out what exactly got the guy banned, why they dislike each other, the basics for a long thread like this.
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#491763 - 02/21/11 06:10 PM Re: Hey ivor
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
who knows...

Quote:

doesn't this all seem a bit silly?

i mean all of this?






best post in the thread...
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#491764 - 02/21/11 06:16 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Not really interested in perpetuating any hatefest. I am an old engine driver from the old school and view electronic messages as I do mail, and therefore respond negatively to spamming. The other party can explain his conduct or not as he sees fit. Gia Jordan banned me last year, I am not complaining, she had the power and exercised it, no BFD. Frankly, this whole thing is a tempest in a teapot and serves as a poor substitute for actual industry information, which seems to be on the rapid decline. I don't plan on perpetuating this teapot tempest, because I am begin to find the whole matter tedious and I would rather not get The Order of the Boot for a second time.

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#491765 - 02/21/11 06:17 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
If I recall correctly that was a post from The Fatman/DJT. I miss The Fatman.

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#491766 - 02/21/11 06:25 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Elaborator said:
Quote:

doesn't this all seem a bit silly?

i mean all of this?






This topic is less than 1 page long and there is a "find" function (ctrl-f) on your browser. Ivor, is there any doubt about why I think you are more than a bit mentally handicapped? You seem to be proving my point.
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#491767 - 02/21/11 06:28 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Up to now I have at least been able to make sense out of your posts, but all I can say to your latest salvo is WTF are you referring to, dude?

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#491768 - 02/25/11 06:15 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Hey Ivor?

Is the reason you keep posting dreadfully dull garbage because you are trying to get a new title under your name?

You have admitted to doing this before so I am just asking if you are doing it again?

And again, go ahead and make fun of my disability, I am sure that is winning you lots of friends.

I am going to go ahead and say it again, I suspect you are either wasted drunk or mentally incapacitated in some other way. Can you admit to a mental disability that explains your shit posting?
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#491769 - 02/25/11 06:24 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Ivorbarelyconscious said:
Quote:

Up to now I have at least been able to make sense out of your posts, but all I can say to your latest salvo is WTF are you referring to, dude?





99 posts per page Ctrl-f finds words... Can't you put this idea into practice?

I showed you it wasn't Fatman who made the post in question and then I told you how you could have found that out. Apparently this is beyond your mental capacity?

Have you spoken to your psychiatrist about issues with memory loss?

(see how stupid it sounds when you or I attack mental health) But seriously are you brain damaged?
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#491770 - 02/25/11 06:24 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I wouldn't make any excuses for my posts, good, bad, or indifferent. Let folks think of them what they will. Last summer when I was padding my post count I cheerfully admitted as such, didn't see any great harm in it, someone with power saw it differently, so be it, I got over it, someday you might, too. Since you have seen fit to advise me, I will advise you of something, you ought to quit using your disability as a crutch and an excuse. Millions of people have the same disability. I have noticed that the CMIs who are stuck in the days programs and stuck on the short bus can't stop talking about their psychological disabilities. Others get on with life and get out of the psych rehab programs, and they are the ones who don't make excuses. Didn't Goethe once say, hammer or the anvil be? Think about it?

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#491771 - 02/25/11 06:28 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Quote:

I wouldn't make any excuses for my posts, good, bad, or indifferent.




It's time to start to make excuses because your posts stink.

I didn't read the rest of your spew because you don't understand the idea of paragraphs or line breaks even.

Your posts suck and you continue to prove it, every single time.
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#491772 - 02/25/11 06:30 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
In response to your second post, memory loss would be within the province of a neurologist rather than a psychiatrist, and minor memory losses are considered part of the aging process and not worth the possible iatrogenic effects associated with pharmaceutical treatments. You really ought to take my word for it that the post to which I believe you are referring was posted by DJT/The Fatman, as the "pacification" emoticon was one of his "signature" moves. Or you could let the whole thing rest. That might be the healthiest approach.

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#491773 - 02/25/11 06:31 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Could you be any more boring? I am being serious. Could your posts be any more dull?
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#491774 - 02/25/11 06:32 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
The whole point is not to make excuses for things, not to dwell on minor things. Hasn't the cognitive-behavioral approach taken hold in Ontario yet? Or is treatment-noncompliance at the heart of the matter?

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#491775 - 02/25/11 06:33 PM Re: Hey ivor
LouCypher Offline
@
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

In response to your second post, memory loss would be within the province of a neurologist rather than a psychiatrist, and minor memory losses are considered part of the aging process and not worth the possible iatrogenic effects associated with pharmaceutical treatments. You really ought to take my word for it that the post to which I believe you are referring was posted by DJT/The Fatman, as the "pacification" emoticon was one of his "signature" moves. Or you could let the whole thing rest. That might be the healthiest approach.




that was an elabo post. i only know because when i quoted it i realized how much i missed him and the night seemed to get just a little darker.
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#491776 - 02/25/11 06:34 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Again with the mental health stuff I AM BI-POLAR. I have admitted it several times before, why do you harp on this?

I think it is because you are awful at posting and might be drunk off your ass. Why is it that you have nothing witty to say EVER?

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#491777 - 02/25/11 06:35 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
I have this book on the history of Libya that I am going to read. Maybe I will bore you with it tomorrow, but right now I am going to shut off the computer and read. Good night. Don't engage in any "disturbed" conduct tonight. It just magnifies stigmatization.

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#491778 - 02/25/11 06:37 PM Re: Hey ivor
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that was an elabo post. i only know because when i quoted it i realized how much i missed him and the night seemed to get just a little darker.




Where is the belaborator, anyway. I miss my li'l victim.

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#491779 - 02/25/11 06:39 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I see you're quitting.

I hope you quit life.

Quote:

Don't engage in any "disturbed" conduct tonight. It just magnifies stigmatization.




Blah blah blah, again.
You might be trying to be interesting but you fail at it.

Also why did you quote "disturbed" nobody in this thread has said that word?
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#491780 - 02/25/11 07:08 PM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Ivordrunkashell said:
Quote:

Just responding to this forum's quantity-rewarding incentives. Secondary explanation is that I use this forum to experiment with word economy.




I suppose you are trying to avoid word economy?
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